Fan Expo 2010

Alright people, it’s been a while and it’ll be even longer before you get to hear from me over here again. First of all, whats good y’all? What’s really good! Everything is just fly, fuckable and fantastic with me because I went to Fan Expo 2010 this weekend past bitches! Continue reading

Hey so, you remember Power Rangers right?

Yeah, The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, a TV series that defined, at the very least, a large part of my early childhood. Way back in 1993 is about the earliest I can remember, I would wake up bathe and find my way into the living room and turn on the TV to watch “Power Rangers” I’m sure there are many with similar stories of Saturday morning sessions and school yard brawls about which ranger was better I knew I had a few, Somehow they all boiled down to Red Ranger (Jason) Vs Green Ranger (Tommy). Personally I always thought The Red Ranger was by far the best, others; more like bandwagon jumpers, liked Red then switched over to White…

“White Tiger-Zord”  they would cry to which I would reply “Fuck you the fucking Red Tyrannosaurs-Zord would fucking eat that pussy Tiger so shut your pie hole”

Ok so maybe I didn’t say that but the next all rebuttals would be the same “No the Tiger-Zord is better than the Dragon-Zord the Red T-Rex got destroyed!”

And honestly they were right there Red Ranger fans kinda got fucked by the pussy Red Dragon-Zord when season 2 came around. Why wasn’t the Red Dragon(Zord) as epic as the Green Dragonzord?! But seriously all the Rangers took a Nerf season 2 with the new “Mystical Zords” but no one got fucked more than the Blue Ranger Aka: Billy:

Seriously? The UNICORN? fuck I felt bad for the blue guy even the girly pink ranger got a better Zord (Firebird) its no wonder he turned out to be gay.

Yeah he seriously did end up being gay; But think about it, way back before we knew what being gay was Billy was pretty gay.

Theres the interview with David Yost, If you care enough to fact check like I did.

But damn it makes so much sense yet so unexpected…

Stay Entertained People.

It’s not even Eleven AM, and I’m already drunk

Time to hit up a controversial topic. how about… Alcoholism?

Yeah that’ll work

For those of you who do not know what Alcoholism is please allow me to give a very brief explanation.
Alcoholism was invented shortly after the discovery of alcohol in 1928. Alcohol at the time was praised as a universal cure for being fat and being ugly.  Yes now fat and ugly people could enjoy the luxury of being less ugly and not so fat, yes it was a miracle. Sadly at the turn of the decade the Great Depression quickly turned the once heralded “Miracle Cure” into a vehicle of pain despair and destruction.

You see at the time of its discovery alcohol’s main side effect: Inebriation wasn’t well understood. At the time it was believed to have been a state of euphoria brought on by the main effect of alcohol; A cure for ugly.

All over the world people began drinking alcohol in excess, turning normal people into wonderful beautiful versions of themselves. Inebriation’s effect however was short lived; many a man or woman would find themselves rudely awoken on a Tuesday morning late for work and lying next to them would be a horrible fat hairy beast. This trend quickly spawned a new trend where the waking person would quickly being drinking more alcohol to forget the prior nights escapades.

With everyone drinking and no one working, the economy crashed leaving millions of  people, without alcohol, Protesters ran through the streets preaching sobriety’s faults and burning government buildings.

Written history takes a hiatus for the next 60 years as all historic records were purged during the Great Alcohol Hunt of 1942, where the entire world was plunged into warfare over which country would have access to the last brewery in france.

1945 the Church of Alcohol was founded, and brewed free alcohol for everyone to enjoy as they preached the teachings of Heineken and Bud Light the two founders of the Church, Which is why today The Church of Alcohol stands as the most powerful influencing non governmental body in the world today.

Bwuh? Update?

Soooo yeah… Scott Pligrim and the Expendables

Yeah, go see them. Even if only to see Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, banter for a few seconds of screen-time about moves only nerds and old people care about.

“But wait Script! I’m a nerd! and or old person! I found Rambo First Blood Part 2 and Die Hard to be quite the enjoyable experiences! I’m offended you whippersnapper!”

Well didn’t I tell you to go see the movie? You fucking asshole!

Oh yeah I forgot to mention Bruce Willis made a cameo too! I just didn’t recognize him right away because his face didn’t have any blood stains.

but seriously you NEED to see this movie guy. Even if its only to see Jet Li and Jason Statham team up in a fever of Call of Duty style fantasy violence. So go give Stallone your money. All of it. Go on, get!

Oh yeah Scott Pilgrim vs The World. A movie based on a graphic novel with a side-scrolling beat’em’up based on the movie and graphic novel on the Playstation…3…?

Yeah check it out if you haven’t already, Nothing like the comics but what did you expect? C’mon hollywood has been reaming us for the past what? 10 years? on films based on books, the mediums just don’t translate into each other well, and don’t get me started on films based on anime *involuntary seizure* did you forget about *shudders* Dragonball Evolution?

You did?
– Fuck you.

Stay Entertained people!

Hey You Wanna Hear Something Funny?

Yo Infection, Script again. Just popping in to give a quick update. I was thinking about maybe writing about that old ass movie you may have heard of? Titanic? You know with Kate Winslet, and Leonardo DiCaprio…

No?

Ah well thats cool, It is a pretty old movie. Not to spoil anything, but the ending, Awesome.

Anyways the movie got me thinking about “Tragic Love Stories” most people have at least one “tragic love story”
So here is mine.

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Break Out the Infected Tomatoes

Hey guys. Yeah so…that guy Poison, yeah he left me the keys to his blog, while he goes off to “work on himself” I don’t really understand what that means, but I think it means he want to lock himself in his room and play with his pencil all day.

Okay I’m kidding.

I’ll try to keep this introduction short, I’m Script one of Poisons old friends and yeah he asked me to keep you lot entertained. So you can go ahead and get your tomatoes ready. Oh and don’t worry I won’t be making any significant changes to The Infection.

So, just so you know who you’re dealing with; here’s a little about me:
My name is Script X, it fits because I’m a writer.

There that’s all you’re getting. (I’m very mysterious)

Oh yeah if you’re pissed about me being the temp headliner, blame Poison it was his idea.

Risk Chapter 12

Holy shit people! It’s been nearly a year since we updated this story but after receiving some feedback I realized that it’s time to get to finishing this story. Especially since we’re going to be shutting down our doors at the end of this year, I figure that it’s time for us to get this story finished and over with once and for all!

Now, as you all know we haven’t really been posting as much as we normally do in the past month but tomorrow we have an announcement for you all! Yes, yet another announcement from The Infection regarding…us! Yeah, we know you all are getting tired of the announcements but think of it like this…we’re planning and doing things because we do want to keep you all as entertained as we’ve been kept by you.  Now! I proudly present Risk chapter 12!

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Caribana 2010!

Alright people! So…did you all enjoy the past month with Lionel? I know I did but now you’re stuck with uncle Poison for the next month! I’ll leisurely watch as our pageviews plummet into the depths of tartarus until Lionel returns from his vacation. Otherwise, I’ll be here to keep you all entertained and I’ll begin this solo show with a nice little showing of my excursion to Caribana 2010!

So this weekend past on Saturday July 31st, I decided to take a trip down to Toronto’s Caribana festival. No, I wasn’t there for the entire festival since there are other events all over the city during that week that lead up to caribana. I was only there for the parade but the fact is that the parade is the only thing most people  care about.

Now for a picture by picture account of my day starting at Toronto’s union station.

Alright, so it was hot and stinking in the subway as my friends and I made our way to the street car that would take us to the parade route on Lakeshore road. In the picture you might recognize the face of the infamous Mr.Chocolate (check out our Feburary video to see him in action) alongside some new companions who will not be identified.

A fair warning to those of you who do wish to visit Toronto one day for this event, try to get into the city early. On the day of the parade traffic to get into the city is complete chaos. I’ll give you a runthrough of all possible ways into the city on that day and how long it takes.

By car/bus- You’ll be stuck in traffic for at least an hour. I can guarantee that if you’re not already in the city. The highways are always packed, streets are always blocked off and public transit is always in a state of disarray. In total- getting into the city will take a long ass time and to top it off it’s almost always on a hot ass day in the summer.

By GO train- it’s not so bad if you’re taking the train to Exhibition Place.  Still, the train is bound to be packed too but the train has air conditioning, cushy seats, less stops and is a little bit more expensive. Alas, you still need to wait for the train and since it’s on a weekend the GO Train is quite iffy. Also, the train obviously doesn’t come as frequently as the bus or subway train. I personally dont reccomend this route if you’re prone to being late for things like myself.

Anyways, after this we all went to the parade. There was much dancing, singing, drinking and smoking to be had by many of us there. So here are the pictures for you all to entertain yourselves with while I plan some more big shit!

Keep us entertained

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