New Project in the works

Hey people, its Poison here with your daily update.

Nothing useful to say for today other than we have a new project in the works that will bring about alot of changes. Dont worry, it wont be like our changes in the past that were sudden and painful for some but I can guarantee that its going to be good. It involves the formation of a brand spanking new blog, merchandise and the addition of new faces to the crew. Yes, we can guarantee that this change is going to be glorious.

Other than me coming here to wave my cock in your face, I also have the theme song for this month that has absolutely nothing to do with the theme this month. Damn you Gotye for getting stuck in my head, … NOW YOU ALL SUFFER.

More updates on the situation tomorrow, be sure that by the end of the week the new blog will launch so keep a good lookout on the various media outlets we pollute. Heck, we might even have a party to celebrate the fact that we will now have merchandise to sell.

Keep us entertained.

Dubstep to it or DubSTOP THIS SHIT NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

So Poison insisted that I title this post as the above title. But, personally, I want to name it as the following.

Dubstep – How white people still do black music selfishly.

Wikipedia insists that Dubstep began in the United Kingdom, and specifically the South London area. Supposedly the material for this particular type of music began with what was originally known as garage music. I don’t want to discount the idea but I personally think it began a bit further in history than that.

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Please stop the music if you’re going to keep dancing…

Welcome to A-Soul, I’m Poison Apple here with you and I’m going to talk about dancing. I’m guessing that a lot of you who read this blog fit into one of two categories when it comes to dancing.

Category a) ‘I can’t dance’- You’re one of those people who go to a party and spend the entire night either on the side of the dance floor watching others make complete asses of themselves or you just don’t even try to put effort into dancing and barely move when you do get on the floor.

Category b)’ I only dance when I’m drunk’- You need a few too many drinks before you get the courage to get up and dance. At that point you’re too drunk to give a shit about what the hell is happening to realize how much of an ass you’re making out of yourself.

Finally…there’s the last category of people who we know out there for being the most fly, fuckable and fantastic on the dance floor. You all know that one friend who always has the latest and hottest dance move learned when it’s popular?  That person who everyone thinks looks really cool but the truth is that if you’re completely out of touch with what’s ‘hot’ right now they look like a complete ass to you. Well this post is about those people and all the dance moves I think are fucking obscene. Continue reading

March on to the beat!

Get it guys?! ‘March’ on to the beat because the month is March and the theme for this month is music! Yeah yeah…I know the pun was bad but fuck it if I care, it feels good to be back on the show floor again with you all. It’s time for yet another year of broken promises and dreams as well as possible ruptured organs here at Artist soul entertainment. I’m Poison Apple, founder and leader of this intelligent bunch. You can also refer to us as your future rulers or the new world order. Continue reading