Updates on the new project

Alright people, so we apologize for being away for the past little bit but our crew is working hard to make sure that you all are being entertained. As ambitious a promise as it was to try to update everyday for the next month you can be sure that realistically we all have lives with paying jobs and such to maintain. Aside from the boring drivel about our personal lives I have come to you with an update on our new pet project and what will come of it. Continue reading

Please stop the music if you’re going to keep dancing…

Welcome to A-Soul, I’m Poison Apple here with you and I’m going to talk about dancing. I’m guessing that a lot of you who read this blog fit into one of two categories when it comes to dancing.

Category a) ‘I can’t dance’- You’re one of those people who go to a party and spend the entire night either on the side of the dance floor watching others make complete asses of themselves or you just don’t even try to put effort into dancing and barely move when you do get on the floor.

Category b)’ I only dance when I’m drunk’- You need a few too many drinks before you get the courage to get up and dance. At that point you’re too drunk to give a shit about what the hell is happening to realize how much of an ass you’re making out of yourself.

Finally…there’s the last category of people who we know out there for being the most fly, fuckable and fantastic on the dance floor. You all know that one friend who always has the latest and hottest dance move learned when it’s popular?  That person who everyone thinks looks really cool but the truth is that if you’re completely out of touch with what’s ‘hot’ right now they look like a complete ass to you. Well this post is about those people and all the dance moves I think are fucking obscene. Continue reading

March on to the beat!

Get it guys?! ‘March’ on to the beat because the month is March and the theme for this month is music! Yeah yeah…I know the pun was bad but fuck it if I care, it feels good to be back on the show floor again with you all. It’s time for yet another year of broken promises and dreams as well as possible ruptured organs here at Artist soul entertainment. I’m Poison Apple, founder and leader of this intelligent bunch. You can also refer to us as your future rulers or the new world order. Continue reading

Why should we care?

So as you all see folks we’re on a bit of a roll this month with the posts here at The Infection. Oh well, in all fairness we’re writing about an extremely easy subject here so it would be hard for us to fuck up on this. Anyways, to get onto topic today I’m in the mood to talk about protesting and activism. You all know that I went to the went to the G20 in Toronto this year and if not then you can look up the G20 post yourself. For the record, I did nothing illegal while I was down there. I was strictly there to photograph and document history as it happened. So all of you shit for brains who want to chew me up as one of the anarchists can EAT A DICK. I just happened to be passing by with my camera after the anarchists had done their share of damage… Continue reading

And the world keeps turning

The history of mankind is one that could not have been written without some blood being spilled. There are people in this world who believe that this could have been avoided but the truth is that it was all necessary. Every bullet ever fired, every life ever taken and every inhumane act ever committed on a battlefield was and still is necessary to mankind. Now, my saying this doesn’t mean that I condone the acts committed during war but what it does mean is that I’m willing to accept the fact that these things must happen. Argue it if you must but regardless of your opinion the fact is that all is fair in war. The reason why we humans need this constant state of chaos is because it restates points that many people seem to be quick to forget.  War makes us see how necessary it is for us to try to understand each other, to see how fragile and precious life is and it lets us know that our greatest enemies will always be ourselves…at least until the alien invasion arrives. Continue reading

Break Out the Infected Tomatoes

Hey guys. Yeah so…that guy Poison, yeah he left me the keys to his blog, while he goes off to “work on himself” I don’t really understand what that means, but I think it means he want to lock himself in his room and play with his pencil all day.

Okay I’m kidding.

I’ll try to keep this introduction short, I’m Script one of Poisons old friends and yeah he asked me to keep you lot entertained. So you can go ahead and get your tomatoes ready. Oh and don’t worry I won’t be making any significant changes to The Infection.

So, just so you know who you’re dealing with; here’s a little about me:
My name is Script X, it fits because I’m a writer.

There that’s all you’re getting. (I’m very mysterious)

Oh yeah if you’re pissed about me being the temp headliner, blame Poison it was his idea.